A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,SWEATING AND PANTING.
"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS.
I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.
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HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!"
THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM,PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR. "YOU ROTTEN S.O.A.B.," SAYS THE
HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE
KIDS!"
2007-01-10 05:56:36 · 28 answers · asked by Miss Tickle 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YEHHHH!!!!!! 10 points!!!! Please keep them coming!! I'm tired of only blonde women jokes, and I'm not even blonde!! lol How do you like that fellas?
2007-01-10 06:02:28 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.
How does a blonde woman commit suicide?
She piles up all her clothes and jumps off.
2007-01-10 06:03:35 · answer #2 · answered by paul m 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One x
2007-01-10 06:02:01 · answer #3 · answered by Loopy_lora 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one miss tickle its a new one to me so blonde men are as bad as women 10/10
2007-01-10 06:40:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one 9/10
2007-01-10 06:02:09 · answer #5 · answered by jo w 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An outrageous example of sexism.
2007-01-10 06:01:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch !!!! Really funny....
but a bit "bitter" too ------- But:
That's what brothers & friends are for!!!
Thanks anyway 4 making me laugh.... Aaron.
2007-01-10 08:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny, Moose likes that one!
2007-01-10 06:03:11 · answer #8 · answered by Moose 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All man that was hilarious!!! LOL 10/10
2007-01-10 06:12:12 · answer #9 · answered by ronnie g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good (i will have to swap it to blond wife) it will make more sense?? when i tell it 9/10
2007-01-10 06:02:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋