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Tell me your best sms or text joke?

2007-01-10 05:51:57 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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i got this one a while ago....
friends are like condoms they're there to protect you with things get hard. thanks for being my condom. =] it made me smile.

2007-01-14 05:46:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"dude, whats wrong with youre phone? every time i call i get a message saying, "the subscriber you have dialed is currently giving head"...i laughed so hard at that one. oh, and "today is national retard appreciation day. so send this to a retard to show them you appreciate them. i just did" or something like that. sad, but funny

2007-01-10 05:57:14 · answer #2 · answered by Syd 5 · 2 0

Once I got a message one my phone that said 'You a fool, you backstabbing, horror, idiot person. :P' It was from my ex-boyfriend... to his new girlfriend! he happened to mess up her number with mine!

2007-01-10 06:15:12 · answer #3 · answered by cjm 3 2 · 0 0

sometimes funny sometimes bored
but we all love those

2007-01-10 05:56:15 · answer #4 · answered by mac c 1 · 0 1

nah i dont wanna

2007-01-10 05:55:15 · answer #5 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0 1

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