a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!" One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!" The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
2007-01-10 05:41:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nice!!! My missus has got a talkin handbag..It spends its life cryin out for my wallet.
2007-01-10 05:47:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-06 23:03:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arf Arf
2007-01-10 05:46:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends who you sell the stockbroker to : )
2007-01-10 05:47:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.Good one. While reading it , it made me think of a different punch line - works if he's an attny !
2007-01-10 05:58:04 · answer #5 · answered by fbbfh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-01-10 05:45:09 · answer #6 · answered by Satan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haaaaaaa!!!! Haaa!!!!
2007-01-10 05:45:53 · answer #7 · answered by Viv T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like that
2007-01-10 05:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah, funny haha
2007-01-10 05:46:21 · answer #9 · answered by qwerty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
♥ ♥ that is a good one ♥ ♥
2007-01-10 05:45:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋