Why don't they make an airplane out of the same material as the indestructable back box?
How do the "Do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
2007-01-10 05:21:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I know the first 2
1. Because then the plane wouldn't fly because it'll be too heavy to take off.
2. They stand on the sidewalk and put them at the edge of the grass
The 3rd and 4th one I can try to answer
3. because they haven't thought of a short word for it I guess.
4. Yes, because being a mime is just an act and is just a job. They talk in real life.
2007-01-10 05:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by superkrogerbaggerman 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Same reason a 16 year old boy is wet behind the ears and has sweaty palms!
2007-01-10 13:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by ghostguff3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
Why do they report power outages on TV? Who's gonna see it?
Why isn't "phonetics" spelled like it sounds?
Why do we park on driveways, but drive on parkways?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Where do all the lost socks go to?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
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2007-01-10 13:25:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol iv got 1 4 you all
the maker doesn't want me
the buyer don't use me
and the user don't use me
what am i
and why don't they put windows in plane toilets who's going to see you
2007-01-10 13:30:14 · answer #4 · answered by tom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if horses were wishes beggars would ride.
2007-01-10 13:26:38 · answer #5 · answered by Dancingsun 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u r good ... i liked all 3 misteries of yours
2007-01-10 13:26:11 · answer #6 · answered by amazed !!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eheheheh funny
2007-01-10 13:27:57 · answer #7 · answered by Silver Fox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its probably really expensive and really heavy.
2007-01-10 13:26:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well thank you for that information
2007-01-10 13:25:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, those are funny
2007-01-10 13:49:35 · answer #10 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋