AFTER the Rapture, this automated service will send
your unbelieving left-behind friends and loved ones an
e-mail, to let them know what happened to you and how
they can survive hell on earth (but don't worry,
they'll realize you're also rubbing their faces in it.)
http://www.raptureletters.com/
2007-01-10 05:19:53 · 6 answers · asked by Spookshow Baby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Bwahhahahahahahahahahahahahah!
cough.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Now, what would really be funny, is when (not if) this idiot gives up on the idea, and forgets to reset the "deadman" switch, it's going to spam all of those people, telling them they missed the rapture. Shoot, I should put my email address on there, just for fun...
2007-01-10 05:25:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
LMAO!
It's a little late, isn't it? Since the Rapture occurred back in '98, whoever is resetting this "dead man switch" everyday is in for a real surprise.
2007-01-10 13:25:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You Christians are truly twisted creatures. I think I'll stick with being bisexual.
2007-01-10 13:32:41 · answer #3 · answered by The angels have the phone box. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It gets worse and worse. That was a jaw dropper.
Can I pet your parrot?
2007-01-10 13:27:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wow know I see almost everything.
k1
2007-01-10 13:26:23 · answer #5 · answered by Kenneth G 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you like to brag.
2007-01-10 13:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by Incoherent Fool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋