Mysteries of Life 2?

Question

Why did god give men nipples?
Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
Do chikens think rubber humans are funny?
Why do signs that say "slow children" have a picture of a child running?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
If dolphins are so smart, why are they always getting caught in tuna nets?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
If a rabbits foot is so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Why do joggers never smile?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will break in and clean them?
Why is it called a "building" if it's already built?
How deep would the ocean be without sea-sponges?
So what's the speed of dark?
If a man overdoses on viagra, how do they get the coffin lid shut?

Answer 1

1. Because in the womb we start out as women and then grow our stuff not long after that
2. No
3. Probably, I've never seen a rubber human before
4. Because it's telling the people to slow, not saying the children are slow
5. Cause everybody's rushing home at one time, too many cars=traffic
6. Because they can't swim faster than the net
7. no
8. Because it's all in how you phrase it. It's a fat chance that Eva Longoria'll go out with me. I have a slim chance of going out with her. It's all in how you phrase it
9. He ran out of it
10. No
11. Because they're ticked that they have to jog in the earliest of mornings when it's fricken cold outside
12. Because they're afraid that somebody's gonna go in and use it without purchase
13. Because built sounds like a really stupid name
14. About the same depth, sea sponges are living things
15. There is no speed of dark
16. The same way they always do, I'm sure that it'll go down before the funeral

Answer 2

Males can feel pleasure when their nipples are stimulated, the same as a woman can. Males and females are quite similar when first conceived.

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Answer 3

ayyoyo i appreciate ur effort 2 prove that some things r not proper but if u think of it u ll get d ans ..

Answer 4

those are funny! my favorite is about the guy overdosing on viagra

Answer 5

lol - those are good - I've heard some of them before but not all of them!

Answer 6

hahahahahahahahahhahahaha...funny!

Answer 7

ROFLMAO......THIS IS TRUE

Answer 8

wat the f*** is up with the first one!(but your right)