A man had just recently went through a bitter divorce with his ex-wife. One day, he finds a genie lamp, and the genie says, "I will give you three wishes, but BE WARNED-for everything I grant you, your ex-wife will get twice as much."
"I wish I had a billion dollars in my account!" the man said.
"Granted," said the genie, "But now your ex has 2 billion dollars in her account."
The man then says, "I wish I had ten beautiful women that did everything I said."
"Granted," said the genie, "But now your wife has 20 men TWICE as sexy and did twice as much as expected of them."
The guy thinks hard about his last wish, and finally says, "I want you to beat me half to death..."
2007-01-10 05:17:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was hilarious!!! 11/10!! LOL
Great one!
2007-01-10 05:45:06 · answer #1 · answered by ChemicallyLaneyyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny i heard this one with the: I want a mild heart attack punch line.
2007-01-10 13:26:56 · answer #2 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha!! 10/10! Good one!
2007-01-10 13:22:11 · answer #3 · answered by sugarscamp 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-01-10 13:25:20 · answer #4 · answered by paula3001uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-10 13:32:03 · answer #5 · answered by Fast boy + sexy boy + doglover 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg so funny you r right
2007-01-10 13:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha that was funny
2007-01-10 13:23:42 · answer #7 · answered by Ankit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats so freakin funny!!!!
2007-01-10 13:51:35 · answer #8 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 you win............
2007-01-10 13:32:57 · answer #9 · answered by troble # one? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋