What is the strangest thing you ever saw when driving?

Question

down the highway

Answer 1

In northern California, near Oroville, a man standing beside the highway engaged in auto-eroticism in full view of the traffic. He was leaning back against hid pickup truck which had "Bush-Cheney" stickers on it. Don't know if he lost a bet, or if he did stuff like that all the time. My wife was with me, and she just shook her head then laughed.

Answer 2

Tie: a person with a HUGE iguana lizard lying on the dashboard, and a person driving a station wagon with a live calf in the back on Los Angeles freeway in the middle of the city.

Thing that made me laugh while at the same time feeling sympathy for the person: my husband and I drove by a car that was parked by the side of the road and was on fire. The car had the hood up and the flames shooting up from the engine compartment were over six feet high-- we're talking fully engulfed in fire.

The driver was standing in front of the car with a tiny, tiny fire extinguisher, maybe six inches in length, trying to put out the huge flames with the tiny extinguisher. It was the most futile thing you ever saw.

Man, I felt for that guy, but at the same time I couldn't help laughing because it was such a futile thing for him to do, a total no-hoper that he was going to be able to do anything about that fire with that tiny extinguisher.

Answer 3

On the Northern State Parkway in NY State an 18 wheeler got stuck underneath a bridge. The cab was sticking out the one side of the bridge; the back was sticking out the other. On Long Island, 18 wheelers aren't supposed to drive on parkways, only expressways. It was funny though.

That, and the people that ride by picking their noses... digging for gold. You see tons of those on the highways, especially 81!

Answer 4

The first time I was driving out west on a road trip with two friends, about 3 am in the plains between Kansas and the Front Range on I-70. I see this thing coming at me in the road that looked like something from "Tremors." It literally looked like there was something tunneling under the road coming at me really fast. My friends were asleep and I didn't say anything, just braced myself and hit it, I thought the car was going to be demolished. It turned out it was a tumbleweed. It just looked like that because of the light reflecting off the branches.

Answer 5

While driving in the desert, we saw a girl wearing
nothing but a g-string. Just strolling down the highway.
I started to slow down, to see if she might be in some kind of trouble. Just then she ripped off the g-string and used it to tie up her hair in a pony tail, kept right on walking.
My friend and I started laughing so hard I almost couldn't drive.
Not so much because of what we saw....but because we're
only about a quarter mile from town and the first building
you come to is the police station. Would have loved to have had the time to watch that circus.
Lancaster, California...2004 It's known for it's crazies.

Answer 6

I once saw a Giant Model Shoe the size of a large sofa on the back of an open back truck driving down the motorway. Another time i saw a hurd of cattle spontaneously walking over a motorway bridge in convoy! lol

Answer 7

I saw an older couple on a Harley with one of those lawn ornament geese strapped to the back of the bike. The goose was wearing a leather cap and vest and sunglasses.

Seriously!

Answer 8

A school Bus Pulling away from a liquor store.

A woman ran a red light almost got T-boned and had the nerve to stop her car and flip the guy off.

Answer 9

I sawe a guy driving a car and playing the trumpet at the same time. I kid you not.

Answer 10

A Geek Squad car parked in front of a strip club.