A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does you dog bite?" he asked. "No," was the reply. So he reaches down to pet the dog, and the dog bites him. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said. "That's not my dog."
2007-01-10 04:39:53 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ur cool and the joke too.
2007-01-10 04:43:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
5/10
2007-01-10 12:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Here is a better joke.
3 people (myself, a friend, another friend and you) are on top of the Empire State Building. Shortly thereafter, my friend proclaims that he wishes to sacrifice himself for his country, and he jumps off. Following this, another friend of mine proclaims the same thing and jumps off.
Putting some thought into it, I declare "I am doing this for my country...."
And I push you off.....
2007-01-10 12:48:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slick
2007-01-10 12:46:03 · answer #4 · answered by ♫☠Shay-Shay Got A Gun ☠♫ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very old one. But still gets a nahhhh.
2/10
MJ
2007-01-10 12:47:20 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good joke...but dude y u wastin 5 points :)
2007-01-10 12:45:40 · answer #6 · answered by rahul m 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old one! I heard that one 20 years ago.
2007-01-10 13:55:06 · answer #7 · answered by Shepherd 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bow wow
2007-01-10 13:05:47 · answer #8 · answered by teardrop301 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha, that's a funny one!
2007-01-10 12:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by burly_bence 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha :D thanx for the joke
2007-01-10 12:46:56 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋