Best and worse pick up lines you have ever heard or used??
2007-01-10 04:06:57 · 5 answers · asked by ?asker 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
This one made me laugh, I was at a coffee shop and not sure if you have seen this coffee mugs that say things on the side like I'm not a morning person, or let the stress begin etc. Well this guy pointed to this mug and sayed this ones for you and it read Goddess it sure made my day and he put a smile on my face. LOL
2007-01-10 04:18:23 · answer #1 · answered by I need to know 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u want to laugh huh? 3 person wants to win the heart of a lady.in a coliseum,theres one big elephant with these three guys who contest for a woman.the woman told them,whoever move the body of the elephant wins her heart.one by one came but two men disqualified unable to move the elephant body.one last man,strike the balls of the elephant and body tremble and shakes.2 men feel they are cheated the way he does to the balls of the elephant,so the woman asks for more trial and she says,whoever that shakes the head of the elephant wins.again these 2 men disqualified and there come the third guy who tick the balls go near to the ears of this elephant and says." WANT ME TO STRIKE YOUR BALLS AGAIN? " elephant shakes his head and he WINS the lady and they lived happily ever after!
2007-01-10 12:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by speedmaztyr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would love every muscle in your body .....especially mine
I may not be the best looking one in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
( Both are compliments of my best friend... full time dumb*ss)
And he got his wife with....... Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List! She fell for it!
2007-01-10 12:22:54 · answer #3 · answered by smitty4626 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excuse me miss..do you know how mucha polar bear weighs?...no...just enough to break the ice
how lame....
2007-01-10 12:12:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hi, I'm milk. Can i do your body good..? how lame.....
2007-01-10 12:18:19 · answer #5 · answered by precious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋