Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A. A Klondike Bar
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, *******?
A. *******: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a *******.
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?
A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.
2007-01-10 04:01:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like very very good! even though im a girl you still cant beat a good joke! i was wetting myself!
2007-01-10 04:10:03 · answer #1 · answered by Chel1525 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was going down the road five Blondes were standing beside the road hitchhiking. The farmer picked them up, one blonde got in the front and the other four blondes got in the back. As they were going over the hill the brakes went out on the truck. The farmer couldn't stop the truck and they went into the pond at the bottom.
The farmer and the blonde that were up front come up out of the water a minute later. They kept waiting for others in the back to come up.
The farmer said, "I wonder where they are?"
The blonde said, "May be they drowned."
About five minutes later they come up gasping for breath. The farmer asked, "What the Hell took you so long?"
The four blondes said, "We had a devil of a time getting that fu cking tailgate open!"
2007-01-10 08:51:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 points
2007-01-10 04:06:11 · answer #3 · answered by Manar 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Crude indeed. thank you for the 2 points, you lost 5.
2007-01-10 04:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by P.A.M. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Adam: God, why did you make Eve so beautiful?
God: So you would love her.
Adam: But why so stupid?
God: So she can love you back.
2007-01-10 04:06:29 · answer #5 · answered by brakes_on 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
okie dokie thx for the points
2007-01-10 04:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anna Banana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot one:
Q. Why can't lesbians cook?
A. They're always eating out.
2007-01-10 04:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i just posted to say i like irina's answer heard it but like it!
2007-01-10 04:16:51 · answer #8 · answered by jj? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny dude i give two thumbs up
2007-01-10 04:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
they were ok but not very funny
2007-01-10 05:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by Ankit 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋