how do i become a illegal immigrant(UK)???????????

Question

i want to have a free house a free car and money off the british goverment (i am english born and bred in london)why do i have to work my fingers to the bone and get no ware and they get everything (i even heard the other day that two went to court and because they are on the dole and got no money they got let off)what is this country coming to

cliffhanger i use to be a european lorry driver why should the driver pay £2000 per person wether they know they have illegals on board or not

Answer 1

Catch a flight to Canada. Then enter the US illegally you can have all that and more

Answer 2

First of all why people keep calling a fetus a baby? It is an embryo, not a whole human being. Not everybody is religious or has the same ideas about the soul. So having an abortion is not a murder. I grew in a place where abortion is still illegal, my aunt died because of it, my mother almost died because of it. Were they murderers? no, they were abandoned by their husband, and they could just not support economically another child. It was a tough decision and a scary one. Today I live in a country where abortion is also illegal. Still two years ago, any woman (I mean any, it could be a 13 years old girl) that had an abortion, was jailed, minimum of two years. Others less lucky died. Making abortion illegal, is not a problem for women that have money, they just take the plane to the UK or Switzerland. Also they can pay (a LOT of money) for some reliable doctor to make it in a safe place. But women with less resources, do it under terrible conditions, it is no joke and usually they die from infection or from a terrible hemorrhage. Some women decide on abortion for the well being of the baby be it for economical reasons, or because the woman is just too young to be a parent. It is easy to shout against abortion where it is legal, the consequences of passing such law is like going back to the middle ages. Supposedly religions should have NOTHING to do with laws. Notice that where abortion is illegal in the West most of the population is highly catholic.

Answer 3

enough is enough we most stop immigration now for the sake of this small over populated country does it make me racist because i want this stopped NO i call it freedom of speech we have to start taking care of the people that were born and bred here they have made this country what it is today but what do we have pensioners afraid to turn up there heating hospitals in a state through lack of funding the list goes on and on no more people to come in at all until this mess gets sorted out then and only then open the gates to a few who want to work and have savings and something to offer this country and who will embrace this country as its own not just what it can offer the people that come in now just want what they can get out of the system wether it be a house or benefits and some actually preach hatred to the country and people that feed them so well

Answer 4

I actually tried to change my status from British National to Illegal Alien, I emailed the Home Office twice and I got a reply...

'Your comments have been noted'

What does that mean? Hopefully im on some rightwing file or something.

I want my free car and house too, I think i am more deserving since i have atleast already paid for it in my taxes! why should it be given to some scummer who has paid nothing.

Try changing your name to Mohammed then applying on the housing register - usually puts you near the top.

Answer 5

Fancy joining me on a day trip to France and we can jump on the back of a lorry just act dumb when we get here job done

Added note: Take your point that law is ridiculous it just allows the authority so shun their responsibilities the driver gets fined and the immigrant has a field day

Answer 6

Research the facts you moron. Illegal immigrants get absolutely nothing from the government because they are ILLEGAL and shouldn't be here. To get money off the government in the form of benefits, people need a national insurance number, illegals don't you prat.
You may be confusing illegals with asylum seekers or refugees, there's a difference you uneducated idiot. Like I say, research the facts you ignoramus.

Answer 7

In case you don't know, no illegal immigrants are having the kind of easy life you are imagining. No one is housed in a good house, but they are normally clammed in to a block of rooms looking more like a prison, under surveillance, and they are never given a car, and given enough money to only survive, if they are lucky. Otherwise they are exploited by the people trafficker, working in manual job for 60 hours a week, or work as prostitutes. They had to leave their countries to have a better life, because they could be only killed or live like dogs on the street if they stayed.
And some silly people still think that those people are having fun, well, you know, they are not. Because some lazy arses from UK can't be bothered to work, but since government doesn't put them in a mansion and pay more money for them to spend in stupid goods, they come up as an excuse for their lives not being easy, by blaming things on those immigrants.

Answer 8

Spend some time in a former Easter Block country, learn the language and some of their customs, develop a loud disagreeable disposition and return to England. Once in the country dispose of your documents and claim asylum because you were persecuted at 'home'. Say that Vlad the Impaler was after you and due to the shock of seeing your family impaled, you are unable to work.

Answer 9

lol sounds a lil like the us i sympathise ij really do as i am a teen my parents just got a divorce and we need all the money my mom works for but instead we pay alot to takes so the illegals can get everything free

Answer 10

It's time this country was given back to the English, let the immigrants work by all means, but those who don't shouldn't get a penny from the taxpayer ! That should also apply to the layabout doley's on the council estates !There is an alternative. You know who to vote for at the next election.

Give me back my England !