There was a married couple sleeping and an intruder entered into their house. The intruder put a knife to the neck of the woman and said, "I like to know the names of my victims before I kill them, what is your name?"
"My name is Elizabeth," the woman replied.
The intruder said, "You remind me of my mother who was also named Elizabeth, so I can't kill you."
The intruder then turned to the husband and asked, "What is your name?"
"My name's Phillip, but my friends call me Elizabeth
2007-01-10 03:42:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
theres a big difference between the two another good one sarah 10/10
2007-01-10 04:31:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Yeah, that's funny!
2007-01-10 05:44:30 · answer #2 · answered by lilyangele 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's actally funny. But I get why some people would find it sick.
2007-01-10 04:34:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its actually sick . But i get why some people would find it funny .
2007-01-10 03:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by lauren a 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-10 04:29:20 · answer #5 · answered by jay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good joke. but can someone tell (Suck ma) their not funny and looking at the thumbs down not even clever. Thanks
2007-01-10 04:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, surprisingly this made me smile!
2007-01-10 03:48:53 · answer #7 · answered by Caroline 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is somewhat funny!
2007-01-10 04:22:04 · answer #8 · answered by Golden 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's cute and clever!
2007-01-10 03:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Swim Mom 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..it's funny
2007-01-10 04:09:49 · answer #10 · answered by JuNiPeR SixTeEn 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋