2007-01-10 02:32:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Capt. Crunch
Edited to add: Look what I just found doing a search (I have too much time on my hands). lol
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2007-01-10 02:36:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-01-10 03:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Count Chocula.
2007-01-10 02:41:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ah Ha! Trick question! He was fully grown from day one. But if he had been a kid eating cereal, Count chocula would probably be his fav.
2007-01-10 02:40:13 · answer #4 · answered by naughtypiraterachel 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Frosted Pentagrams
2007-01-10 02:37:01 · answer #5 · answered by superfunkmasta 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Quisp
2007-01-10 02:46:10 · answer #6 · answered by Meghan H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chicky treats
Made from the finest six year old girls and 4 year old boys.
His next favorite was Stupid people soup.
2007-01-10 02:38:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Count Chocula.
2007-01-10 02:36:48 · answer #8 · answered by jinenglish68 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Trix
But he also liked Boo-berry
2007-01-10 02:40:53 · answer #9 · answered by Phoenix, Wise Guru 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fruity Pebbles, he lured children to him easily with the bright colors.
2007-01-10 02:36:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋