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becuz you need god to do it!

2007-01-10 01:27:14 · answer #1 · answered by connie sue 5 · 0 2

It seems they are all on strike or something. According to Christian doctrine, 2000+ years ago, their God was a regular miracle-making machine. But the lazy bum hasn’t performed for the last 2000 years.

You would think that he would at least want to show people that he is better than Penn & Teller – unless, of course, he isn’t.

2007-01-10 01:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because the wood needed to turn a stave into a snake is very expensive now. It is cheaper to just buy the snake.

2007-01-10 01:27:43 · answer #3 · answered by Big C 6 · 2 1

Hmm i will carry you to that deal (what loose stuff precisely) The bible is a weird assed e book, and god is a puzzling personality, so that's amazingly accessible that it skill in spite of you want it to propose.

2016-12-02 02:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

A psychic claimed the staffs Moses and the Egyptian
priests used were called vril sticks. And alien technology.
Believe it, or not!

2007-01-10 01:29:52 · answer #5 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 0 0

Sleight-of-hand

2007-01-10 01:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because we're too busy turning politicians into snakes.

2007-01-10 01:26:37 · answer #7 · answered by I hate friggin' crybabies 5 · 2 1

The hand is quicker than the eye, especially if you have an accomplice.

2007-01-10 01:27:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Harry Potter speaks parcel tongue

2007-01-10 01:30:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I saw James Earl Jones do it on Conan once

2007-01-10 01:27:15 · answer #10 · answered by Sean 5 · 3 1

I'm sure there are some that still practice that sort of magic =)

2007-01-10 01:27:47 · answer #11 · answered by prodius54 2 · 0 0

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