man walks into bar?

Question

A man walks into a bar and sits down and orders a drink. He then notices a jar that is
full of money. The man asks the bartender what the jar is for.
The bartender then says that he has a donkey in the back room and "if anyone can make
him him laugh they win the money. If not they owe me 100 dollars."

The man says, "I can do it!" So he goes into the back room and about 5 minutes
later the bartender hears the donkey laughing out loud. The man walks out and takes
the money from the jar, thanks the bartender, and leaves.

About a month later the man comes back into the bar and there is a new jar of money.
The man asks the bartender what the new jar of money is for.

The bartender looks at the man and says, "if you can make the donkey cry
the money is yours, if not you owe me 100 dollars." The man says, "ok I'll do it!"

He walks into the back room and about 2 minutes goes by when the bartender hears
the donkey crying. The man walks out and grabs the money out of the jar, but before the
man leaves the bartender asks, "How did you make the donkey laugh?"

The man looks at the bartender and says, "Well the first time I told the donkey that
I had a bigger pecker then he did".

"How did you make him cry?" asks the bartender?
"Well I showed him."

Answer 1

thank you i havent had a laugh like that in ages

Answer 2

Funney

Answer 3

Old one I was telling that one in 4th grade, and I think some people in the 1800's thought that one up.

Answer 4

Very old I fell off my Dinosaur laughing at it

Answer 5

i've heard that one before, but it hasn't stopped being funny.

Answer 6

Lol, old, but still made me laugh ^^

Answer 7

funny

Answer 8

LOL I read it to my husband and he thought it was good but sick!

Answer 9

hahaha

Answer 10

old but funny