A man goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. He hasn't been feeling well and wants to find out if he's ill. After the checkup the doctor comes out with the results of the examination.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news. You're dying and you don't have much time," the doctor says.
"Oh no, that's terrible. How long have I got?" the man asks.
"10..." says the doctor.
"10? 10 what? Months? Weeks? What?!" he asks desperately.
"9...8...7..."
2007-01-10 00:10:18 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
3..2...1 beeeeeeeeeeppp
I know one, too.
A woman goes to the doctor. After running a few tests the doctor says:
'Mrs Smith, I have got some great news!'
The lady corrects the doctor:
"Miss, Miss Smith, please!"
Doc:"Oh, in that case Miss Smith I have got some terrible news!"
2007-01-10 09:55:37 · answer #1 · answered by Sandra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL That Was Funny. Count Down
2007-01-10 00:13:53 · answer #2 · answered by † Dark Prince † 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he aint got long to go then 10/10
2007-01-10 03:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2007-01-10 01:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes very good
2007-01-10 00:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Almost pi**ed myself LOL
2007-01-10 00:25:13 · answer #6 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1... 2... 3 ... Ha ha that's so old
2007-01-10 00:48:30 · answer #7 · answered by Cailu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Cool Joke!
Made my day!
(^^,)/
I gotta share this joke with my friends!!
2007-01-10 02:00:13 · answer #8 · answered by Dark SOuL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gud
2007-01-10 00:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by Immortal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-01-10 00:23:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋