TAKING A WOMAN TO BED
What is the difference between girls/woman
aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58. 68, and 78 ?
At 8 -- You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 -- You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 -- She tells you a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
2007-01-09 23:43:54 · 22 answers · asked by talkingformydog 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
When i heard your joke, I just felt something happy.Thanks for making me happy!
2007-01-10 01:48:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-01-10 09:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what sicko takes an 8 year old to bed.
it better be her parents just putting her to bed for the night!
2007-01-10 08:08:30 · answer #3 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's nice
2007-01-10 07:51:46 · answer #4 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these jokes today are gettin better and better! Hell this 1 made me laugh, so true!!! :D
10/10
2007-01-10 07:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one and all so true 10/10
2007-01-10 11:50:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but I'm still laughing!
2007-01-10 08:11:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool! something original on here for a change
2007-01-10 08:50:09 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a bit sad actually!
2007-01-10 07:50:10 · answer #9 · answered by Misha-non-penguin 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-01-10 08:16:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋