Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have
a last night on the town.
After a few drinks, they end up at the local brothel.
The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her
manager, "go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in
each bed, these two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting two of my
girls on them. They won't know the difference."
The manager does as he is told and the two old men go upstairs and take
care of their business.
As they are walking home the first man says, "you know, I think my girl
was dead!"
"Dead?" says his friend, "why do you say that?"
"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her."
His friend says, "could be worse I think mine was a witch."
"A witch, why the hell would you say that?"
"Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her
A little bite, then she farted and flew out the window."
2007-01-09 23:39:30 · 24 answers · asked by **SARAH** 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love it this is so funny I emailed this to my sister and the people where she works also thought it was funny!!! Good job!!!
2007-01-09 23:45:34 · answer #1 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-01-10 07:45:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-10 07:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done sarah that was a side splitter not heard that one before keep em coming 10/10
2007-01-10 11:47:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. You need to sell this one to Letterman or Leno.
2007-01-14 02:00:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was great, i loved it so true how people can jump to a wild conclusion like the above :p
2007-01-10 08:20:14 · answer #6 · answered by colette b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard that before
but i loved it 10/10
2007-01-12 17:43:29 · answer #7 · answered by Jade 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow someone who acutally nos a funny joke lol
2007-01-10 07:51:34 · answer #8 · answered by Baby Gurl 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
99999999999999999/10
2007-01-10 09:18:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kmart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just plain silly young lady
2007-01-10 08:50:54 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋