Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
Q - What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
2007-01-09 23:05:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10/10 that was awesome.
2007-01-09 23:55:38 · answer #1 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones 10/10 I have never heard these, good clean ones are nice for a change don't see to many of them!!!
2007-01-10 07:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by d3midway semi-retired 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice! 7/10.
2007-01-10 07:13:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I just got married myself and the first one made me LOL soo hard.Thanks I will make sure to tell my hubby that one
2007-01-10 08:09:33 · answer #4 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They were brilliant, gonna keep me chuckling all day now!! Cheers mate, 10/10!
2007-01-10 07:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Planet 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really funny.10/10
2007-01-10 07:17:03 · answer #6 · answered by ibro999 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
Bubbles just soiled himself
2007-01-10 08:46:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol where did u come up with that those are funny. :)
2007-01-10 07:13:37 · answer #8 · answered by yankee_lost_in_ga 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
awesome,kambade
2007-01-10 08:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by samantha jacqlynlsy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That so true and cute.
2007-01-10 09:36:46 · answer #10 · answered by mrsrhowell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋