After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband,
Mike, died suddenly.
According to his wishes, Debbie had his body
cremated and placed the remains in a small urn.
Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a
full-length mink coat and an eight-carat diamond
ring. She went into the living room, removed the
urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's
ashes into a small dish on the coffee table.
"Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to
talk to you. Mike, do you remember, for several
years you promised me a mink coat? Well, here it
is, Mike. Do you like it?"
"And, Mike," she continued, "Do you remember, for
several years you promised me a diamond ring? Yes?
You remember? Here it is, Mike. Do you like it?"
"Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes
into the air, "There's that ******** I was
promising you."
2007-01-09 22:46:19 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahaha I like it, guess they kept their promises in the end!
2007-01-09 22:51:12 · answer #1 · answered by Jen 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's so mean...wait does that reflect on me cos i love the joke? nice one.keep 'em comin.
:D
2007-01-10 07:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah its a gud one : )
2007-01-10 07:12:50 · answer #3 · answered by Irish Lassey Sammi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol haven't heard that one before...thats pretty good :)
2007-01-10 07:09:24 · answer #4 · answered by Sugarmuffin 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEAH IT'S FUNNY
2007-01-10 09:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by miss allison 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah,it is funny.
2007-01-10 09:20:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awesome!
2007-01-10 07:42:49 · answer #7 · answered by punk'n'pretty 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-01-10 06:51:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy... you women are so mean
2007-01-10 06:55:34 · answer #9 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I DIDN'T DIE MY WIFE IS NOT SO MEAN
2007-01-10 07:51:13 · answer #10 · answered by AMIT M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋