I once got my friend to ring an ex girlfriend to tell her I had died rather than call her and break up. It seemed like a good idea (drunk at the time) until she arrived at my parents house with a card and had been crying for 2 days. Boy did she get a shock when I opened the door. Sorry again Emma.
2007-01-09 21:11:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hmmm...you have been busy....I may be in a third world country but they man down the road has a computer and I took his camel for a walk and his let me have a go
Mr Darcy I am a faithful cheat and lie truthfully about everything...hugs your wife x
2007-01-10 01:48:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...I hope you learned from that one?
Probably the worst lie that I had to deal with is when my husband was in the military in Hawaii and I wanted to go back to the mainland or the continental US to visit family so I said and had our oldest at the time in tow, but really in my heart I was wanting a divorce. I eventually worked through the feelings I had and we are still married for 17 years with 4 kids and he is still in the military and will be going to Iraq in May.
2007-01-09 21:19:50 · answer #2 · answered by LS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back from the dead, thats well funny, infact thats gotta be the best lie i have ever heard, bet the girl was not best impressed, but hey sure she got over it.
u sound like a right laugh.
i dont lie as i feel it will always come back on ya, but if i had to lie the death lie would i think get used.
pure joke lol
2007-01-09 21:23:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My biggest ever lie was telling Ms Elizabeth Bennett that I wouldnt make any moves on you while she was away other than hand holding when I knew full well Id be seducing you within minutes of her getting on the plane.
Georgie snogs x
2007-01-09 21:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by Georgie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The time i replaced into at this party,and that i informed this blonde chick that i replaced right into a astronaut and that i walked on the moon in 1969,plus i replaced into the guy protecting the digital camera which action picture the 1st steps on the moon.
2016-10-30 12:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i was like 14 and i was really really high (not on weed) but anyways i lied to my mom... i told her that i was walking home from school and i bummed a cigarette from someone walking down the street and i had smoked it and it tasted funny but i didn't pay any attention and the next thing i knew i was like this! and boy o boy that got me deeper in the hole, cuz after that she called the cops to our house and i had to tell them the lie too. so the cops were asking me a whole bunch of questions .. like .. did the cigarette have a yellow tint to it.., was it twisted at the end ... was it crushed .. blah blah blah omg (the cop was so freaking hot) and for an hour he sat next to my bed talking to me about my room ........ it was embarrassing.
2007-01-09 21:23:03 · answer #6 · answered by Hohocakes 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The worst lie i ever told was telling my boyfriend i had an abortion when i was pregnant with his child only so i could avoid having him in my life as he was abusive. I ended up putting that baby up for adoption and told him about it after the adoption was finalized, man was he pissed he still to this day won't speak to me.
2007-01-09 21:16:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's a really bad lie lol. I bet she slapped you pretty hard when she saw you.
Biggest lie I ever did was tell my parents that some kids at school stole my cell phone and called those porn and dating lines things, and thats' why the bill was so high (over $300 because its on a family plan). No one ever stole it though ... It was just me.
2007-01-09 21:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by Joseph 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Sorry, but that's terrible.
I can't think of any bad lies.. Oh yeah
Once in school i ran off to the toilets and came to the teacher and said i was sick.
For 3 nights after, i said i'd been sick in the night.
Sweet!
2007-01-09 21:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by NATTATTACK. 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
this girl i seen for a few days (gold digger) knew i was well off and started asking about my money and what i was doing for my hols. i thought sod it, so i told her " i act impulsively, hows about we go for 2 weeks in rome or paris" off course she jumped at it. so i gave her one of my credit cards and told her to go get a new summer wardrobe and i'll book the holiday. by the time she got into town i canceled the card and got a new sim for the mobile. i dont mind being used for sex but not for my precious money.
2007-01-09 21:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋