40 Gypsies died and went to heaven. They turned up at the Pearly Gates and asked St Peter to let them in.
He said that they didn't have room for all 40 of them. He only had room for 5, so they should go away and think about who would come in.
A short while later St Peter went to see God and said "They've gone!"
God replied, "What, the Pikeys"?
"No the F*cking gates"!!!!
2007-01-09 20:27:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Best joke this year so far p.s any more gypsie jokes love em
2007-01-10 04:55:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry to go against the trend, but I didn't like this joke. It has a good punchline but it needs work. For example why wasn't Saint Pete guarding the gates? And I've never heard Gypsies referred to as pikeys but it sounds derogatory. Why not have 40 Enron executives instead?
2007-01-09 20:47:48 · answer #2 · answered by Dr Know It All 5 · 0⤊ 4⤋
That's hilarious. I hate the Irish accent- it always reminds me of pikeys trying to flog my car rims back to me.
2007-01-09 20:35:37 · answer #3 · answered by Ministry of Camp Revivalism 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 12:30:26 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT IS FUNNY 10/10
2007-01-09 20:33:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know what it says about my sense of humour but I have just LMAO
2007-01-09 20:42:59 · answer #6 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2007-01-09 20:38:30 · answer #7 · answered by partymad 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was a gud one sweetheart
n a different one
i like it
2007-01-09 20:53:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-01-09 20:52:02 · answer #9 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-01-09 20:32:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋