Man...I'm ready for the rapture! I can't wait until the Lord God almighty raptures us up in the twinkling of an eye so that all the unbelievers will finally believe and get saved. Are you ready to go HOME!?
2007-01-09 20:02:13 · 14 answers · asked by jesusfreak64127 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes, I have been ready. Today would be great! Amen!
2007-01-09 20:13:09 · answer #1 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am always ready to go home!!
2016-05-23 02:52:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You mean the spiritual world,where God lives,as well as saints,and Jesus?
Well,in order to qualify for entry,you should:
1. Stop killing and eating your brothers-four leggged and 2 legged,as god is not happy about this at all.
2. Stop getting intoxicated,as the mind gets blurred..
3. live simply,help others,the poor,distributing food to them,and shelter..veg of course!
4.give up sex completely,as this material pleasure makes you come back to this world of sufferings.
Chant the Names of God:
Jehovah-Allah-Krishna....
2007-01-09 20:24:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so basically your saying you can't wait for everyone to be dead?? you're actually looking forward to the end of the world?
god lady get a life - spend your time doing something more worthwhile like helping the poor and starving, rather than coming on here preaching about bullsh*t
2007-01-09 20:12:49 · answer #4 · answered by вℓαмє_¢αиα∂α 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gosh I can sense your fervour-so many humans will be wiped out and you can't wait. Praise be unto the lord for the end of the world.
2007-01-09 20:06:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Are you Out of your Mind? Are you Depress or something? This is Home and God will not forsaken Us!
2007-01-09 20:12:16 · answer #6 · answered by anobangtanong 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ready to go home? But i just got here.
2007-01-09 20:07:49 · answer #7 · answered by Skippy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You say you are ready, but how do you know that God thinks you are worthy?
2007-01-10 07:19:30 · answer #8 · answered by Cyndi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah ive still got some things to do this week
maybe i can fit it in on my schedule next week
2007-01-09 20:13:22 · answer #9 · answered by NONAME 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am home, and you need to appreciate where you are, your faith is dead, if it has no works, it is nothing, stop hoping for the end, and live now
2007-01-09 20:07:55 · answer #10 · answered by Thomas A 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋