well the other night we were flirting really hardcore.. and she licked my ear and told me "if you were mine you could put it anywhere." i do want to do this really bad... but i dont want my gf to find out. is there anyway i can get away with this? keeping in mind my gf is kindof dumb... thanks guys.
2007-01-09 19:15:27 · 35 answers · asked by geter_pobler 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you and 'your girl's' best friend are scumbags
2007-01-09 19:19:08 · answer #1 · answered by desert_rose1274 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
You are making a grave error in judgment and overlooking the subtle subterfuge of the female species!
What if this is a planned test of your loyalty?
Even if not what are her motivations she may want you out of the way. If your girlfriend is dappy enough she would forgive her friend falling for the "i did you a favour routine".
The world of fantasy is exciting and fun but in reality you could hurt your girlfriend and if that doesnt concern you then you don't deserve to be with her.
You fancy this girl? She likes you? If I was you i'd come clean with your girlfriend and tell her what happened and how you feel. Hey you never know there may be a threesome on the cards for you if you think your man enough to cope with that.
My wifes friend tried something similar with me on New Year's eve a few years ago. I laughed my socks off at her she went home and took an overdose! Why am I telling you this? Because you need to consider peoples feelings and the product of your actions. Life isn't a series of inconsequential sexual fantasies these are real people.
Tell your gf about this girl man she should know what kind of girl she has as her best mate. Look on the bright side she will develop a lot of trust for you which will make it easier to abuse in the future.
2007-01-09 19:39:39 · answer #2 · answered by Bohdisatva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even if she is dumb, she will probably find out! The one thing every guy should know about women, is that they like to talk and it will get back to your girlfriend eventually. Now, if you really feel like you can get away with it, then roll the dice. But the wise decision is to be good and loyal to your girlfriend and let her know that she has a pretty rotten friend and ask your girlfriend if you can put it anywhere! She just might say yes, and might be the safer girl to experiment with!
2007-01-09 19:23:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard that what done in the dark will ALWAYS come to the light? How do you know they're not playing you? Come on man think! If she's your girl's best friend(which I doubt) then this is a brilliant plan for her to bust you by infiltrating the perimeter with the "best friend"! Classic test! If you pass it, maybe you'll get the prize of "Three's Company"! Read between the lines, maybe they're more than just "best friends"!
2007-01-09 19:27:44 · answer #4 · answered by saturn man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
of course. just tell you reg your going play who's tongue is it.put a bag over her head and bring em both to bed.tell the dumb one she is supposed to pretend there's some other tongue. tell your backdoor girl to have long pauses followed by radical change in technique.we already know where you will be.don't forget the lube.and make sure the smart one showers first...that's inside as well as out.otherwise the dumb ones nose.might detect your highly wanted action.while in action.and you would be caught while connected.and you think shes kinda dumb.your drooling on yourself at this moment.wipe your chin.......E
2007-01-09 19:50:26 · answer #5 · answered by ojaieric 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I suggest you break up with your current girlfriend because she deserves MUCH better than your jerk-pig ***.
Also, she needs to know that her bestie is a whore and after her best friends boyfriend.
So...she needs to make new friends and meet better guys.
So, yah GO AHEAD and slut it up with her best friend, AFTER she dumps your *** that is.
The ONLY thing that makes her dumb..is to EVER go out with a male-chauvinistic, arrogant pig such as yourself!!
This is keeping in mind that you are a total asshole and obviously your mama didn't teach you how to treat a girl right or any morals.
Peace dude.
2007-01-09 19:22:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You will have to make the choice but just to let you know, your actions will hurt someone that you have been close to for a some time in a relationship and ask yourself, if you loved a girl very much and she cheated on you, ask yourself, how would you feel inside to know that you girl that you love cheated on you. Just think about that and make your decision
2007-01-09 19:21:41 · answer #7 · answered by Wheaties 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if your are that smart and your girl friend is that dumb then you shouldnt be asking...hmmmm whom again you are calling dumb?!!
if you and that girl are tht low.. then go ahead and licks wherever you want baby! but trust me gods pitchfork is up your *** if you do just wait and you'll get a taste of your own medicine..
and it seems that both of you are sooo dumb that you dont know where to put it...and I bet u didnt know even that you had it......
bye dumbo
2007-01-09 19:23:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm one adventorous guy. I think you should nail her because; 1. you can't be in love with a dumb person. 2.You also want to put 'it' there-all guys do.3. You don't care even if you get caught.
2007-01-09 19:27:13 · answer #9 · answered by ndumiso victor g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to be with this other girl, then quit dragging the current one along. If you want to stay with the current girl, put the other one out of your head. Lust never gets you anywhere.
If you want more out of your sexual life, talk to your current girl and let her know, but don't pressure her.
If you really don't care about either girl, but are just enjoying the moment.. you could always pull the famous Seinfeld roommate swap. (if you don't get the reference, sorry)
2007-01-09 19:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by hermespgc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...No, there is no way of getting away with this.
Remember, girls play tricks just like guys. So it basically might be a set up by them.
A girl's best friend would never do anything to strike her in the back. So your girl's best friend but be testing you to see how good of a boyfriend you are to her best friend.
Good luck and be careful. We have done this many of times!
2007-01-09 19:20:22 · answer #11 · answered by Nikki 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋