Guy walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a double.
and the bartender says, "Whoa...what's the deal?" "Well, got into a big knockdown/dragout with the wife." says the patron. "But at the end, she came crawling to me on her hands and knees!" "Oh yeah?" the bartender asked. "What'd she say?" The patron replied, "She said 'get out from under that bed you little chicken-sh*t!'"
2007-01-09 18:47:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey, I really LIKE that one.
Really cute... lol lol lol lol lol
2007-01-09 18:56:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mary D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha 10/10
2007-01-09 19:09:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved the perfect one ideal. A married woman is going to a hair salon and tells the beautician, "My husband has very undesirable dandruff, what am i able to do" The beautician very optimistically says, " basically supply him head and shoulders, that would want to revive it right" The maried woman basically stares on the beautician, with a wierd seem on her face for some seconds and then says. " how do you supply shoulders"
2016-10-17 00:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha, some more?
2007-01-09 18:53:16 · answer #4 · answered by Willie Boy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
hahaha...
2007-01-09 19:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha., Very funny!
MJ
2007-01-09 19:29:37 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Jeff - It is what it is ☺ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent
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2007-01-09 20:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really good
2007-01-09 18:55:08 · answer #8 · answered by KEERTHI 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Sh*t that was funny.God that was good.
2007-01-10 01:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-01-12 11:31:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋