Funniest alcohol related moment? What was it?

Question

Two or my funniest:

1) My buddies wife was telling him he should go to AA. I told him those AA handbooks make great beer coasters. Wife: Pissed. Buddy: Trying not to bust a gut. Me: Got a serious ribbing later.

2) Friend of mine overheard this at an AA meeting: "Blackout? I don't remember having any blackouts!"

Answer 1

A few:

1. Driving through the drive thru at taco-bell without a car but 5 of us acting as if we were in seats of the invisible car. Ok...pull forward everyone!

2. Waking up at 3am to the sound of my screaming cousin. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! I look down and I was pissing on his bedpost!

3. Proceeding to smash a couple cases of bottles in my buddies kitchen. He took one...I took one ...smash em together. Great fun until I had to go to the emergency room to get the shards of glass out of my hand.

From now on...Drink in moderation!

Answer 2

This is less funny for me than it is for other people but here goes. I went to a New Year's party at a local bar. It was a private thing, and I went with my parents and all of their friends. My parents are the liberal type who would allow me to drink underage under their supervision, plus they knew the owner so she pulled a few strings for me to get in. So illegal but oh well. Well, I managed to get around this supervision by getting the bartender to slip extra shots in my rum and cokes. I was sitting talking to some people but decided I needed to pee. I stood up, walked three steps towards the bathroom, and got incredibly dizzy. I fell on my butt in front of like three dozen people, and then told my mom, who was standing nearby in complete consternation, "I need to be sick!" Well, the quick thinking bartender grabbed a beer jug just in time and...well, you know the rest I bet. They still have the beer jug hanging on the wall behind the bar with a homemade sign that says "For vomiting only". Now that I am legal and go there whenever I want, I always get teased about it.

Answer 3

Accidentally swallowed the worm in the tequila, Didn't seem too bad until my alcohol levels tripled and I suddenly started vomiting and couldn't stop for hours. The look was not cool and my wonderful friends somehow got a photo of me sitting in the gutter, head in my hands and vomit on the road. I still don't know how they got that photo as none of us had a camera, but it was produced a week later when I thought everyone had forgotten.

Answer 4

You wouldn't remember a black out if you well, blacked out. OK this is bad. I was at a party YEARS ago. I don't drink now so, I can say this without shame but, I had to get sick and my friend was in the bathroom. She wasn't drunk but, I was. Well, I got sick in the hallway but only on myself. She opened the door about two seconds after that and I looked at her with a straight face and said "I got sick". Like it wasn't obvious. I had to go outside to my car and get another shirt. Thank God I had put one in there. Something just told me to. It might not be all that funny but, you would have laughed if you had seen what a fool I made of myself.

Answer 5

i woke up at my apartment only wearing a belt, apparently i had gotten sick on my other clothes and took them off, then i came out to my kitchen only to find my oven open, so i shut it, and water pours out, my microwave was sideways, and pasta was all over my sofa, and i soon discovered tuna helper was also hardened in my hair.

another time i went out for halloween, i was a slutty hooters girl, well i got trashed, drank tons of 151, danced around on stage in a costume contest (which i dont really remember) the rest is all a blur, but i wake up in a random bed at my sorority house, wearing just a small tshirt and panty hoes with no underwear, ppl walked by and didnt know who it was, later i found the hooters shorts on the floor soaked, apparently i also fell in a puddle.

OH OH, one more, i woke up in the hospital, and i was still drunk and i drunk dialed my teacher, mom, a radio station, the nurses took my phone away and i kept getting in trouble for yelling bc i had to share a room with an old guy, i felt bad.

Answer 6

Fell in a laundry basket and said "wow, thats gonna hurt tomorrow"
caught a plastic dish strainer on fire trying to light a cig from the stove. Didn't even know, thank GOD my husband saw it.
ps- I don't drink or smoke anymore.

Answer 7

After way too much peppermint schnappps, I was vomiting for hours, until my friends dragged me into the back of the car, to be hauled home. I passed out in the bathtub - it was stone-cold when I was woken to go to work, which I did. When I came home, my gf said "You still have puke in your hair."

Answer 8

During the summer, after closing out Mai Tai bar in Long Beach, and taking a profain amount of shots with my friends, we drove to the local Jack in the Box to "get our food on" and as we were going through the drive through, 3am in the morning, my friend ran out of the passenger seat (in back with me) and to the other side of the restaurant and chucked popcorn shrimp and mai tais all over the lawn.

...I held her hair as my other friend took pictures. As this was happening, other club goers who decided to get a bite too, came out of their cars and started talking pictures... you can see it on my myspace slide show. good times.

hehe ... alcohol.
what a vice.

.pEAce.

Answer 9

at a company christmas party....uh...about 4 years ago, 4 of us, (including our store manager) held on to each other, arm in arm in arm in arm, to get up some stairs.
The way is happened is one of us asked the other to help them up the stairs. But then the other person asked "if i help you up the stairs, who's gonna help me up the stairs?" The end result was 4 of us holding on to each other.

FUnny...or maybe you had to be there.

Answer 10

I passed out drunk in an alley outside a bar once and a cop woke me up and told me to go the fu** home and sober up.