Twice I have asked for humorious things just to make us laugh. Clean jokes are cool. My joke requests are taken off and I have even been wrote up for them. Is that now strange?
2007-01-09 17:53:51 · 9 answers · asked by grannywinkie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
idk..people can be stupid.
heres something funny, i can relate somewhat cuz i cannot cook:
You Might Be a Bad Cook If...
•You look in a cookbook to find out how to boil water.
•The smoke alarm beeps if you even walk near the stove.
•Your family buys Pepto and Tums in bulk.
•The last time you tried to make toast the kitchen caught on
fire.
•You make tuna noodle broccoli surprise for your roommate and
the surprise is that it glows in the dark!
•Your food melts plastic and silverware.
•The dog goes to the neighbors' to eat.
•All your baked goods have the names "asphalt" or "Hockey
puck."
•There are bones in your toast.
•All you cook seems to be left overs.
•The leftover crumbs make a great replacement for kitty
litter.
•Your family automatically heads for the dinner table every
time they hear the fire alarm.
•The EPA requires that all your garbage cans be marked with
large bright red 'biohazard' symbols.
•Your kids know what exactly peas porridge in a crockpot nine
days old tastes like.
•There's no such thing as an unusable leftover.
•You really have messed up a salad.
•The family pets are no where to be found during dinner
•Around dinnertime, the family seems really interested in
going to that restaurant that always has trouble passing
the health inspection.
2007-01-09 22:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Garbo's snowflake 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yahoo Answers is totally messed up. It used to be smoothly running before, but now they are using at automated system that is generating violations for people like hell. I can tell you that I have been posting questions here for the last seven months & in the first 6-1/2 months I only had like 400 questions total. But now if you look up my profile, It will say 520 questions! I can tell you that I have so far lost nearly 300 points due to the stupid violations.
The reason I'm saying it's stupid is because every small alphabet we write is detected and checked for adult content & if it finds even a small thing wrong, it takes the question off. If I wanted to post an adult joke, I mention clearly in the title with a warning for the kids But since my warning itself contains the word adult or under-18, the Y!A system thinks it is porn content & removes my question. It is completely messed up
2007-01-09 18:27:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i too underwent the same situation. twice i asked for humourous joke and it was taken off. even i feel it is strange in strange ways
2007-01-09 18:25:28 · answer #3 · answered by KEERTHI 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some1 is probobly reporting abuse... idk. heres one
Two Trouble Makers
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually.
So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open.
The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied: "We are in real BIG trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!"
2007-01-09 17:58:27 · answer #4 · answered by Slim J 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What. Have people gone mad, and take this site seriously?
I'm appalled!
Who cares if Wentworth Miller is gay, and Paris Hilton really is thick?
2007-01-09 18:00:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It seems strange.
Slim J, thank you for that wonderful priceless joke. lol
2007-01-09 18:33:51 · answer #6 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you must have someone out there who does not like you and keeps reporting you just keep trying they will go away
2007-01-09 18:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If they were clean jokes, than Yahoo is totally wrong for deleting your jokes.
I like jokes, so tell me a good, clean one, please?
2007-01-09 18:00:47 · answer #8 · answered by Joshua 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some1 is probobly reporting abuse... idk. heres one
2007-01-09 19:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋