I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend the other
day. We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights
we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she
asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little
of that magic.
"Wow!" I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you
now. I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw
me."
She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge!
"Yeah", I said, "just so long as you don't mind a man with a
waistband that's a few inches wider these days."
She laughed and told me to stop being so silly. She teased me,
saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute.
"Anyway, I've put on a couple of pounds myself," she giggled.
So I told her to f**k off.
2007-01-09 17:41:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter.
"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies, "It's mayonnaise."
2007-01-09 17:54:46 · update #1
hahahahahahahaha
2007-01-10 00:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Joke # 2 is good
2007-01-10 10:13:43 · answer #2 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when she tells its ok when u became older and have a wider waistband u should have told it was fine when she put on weight
2007-01-10 02:58:43 · answer #3 · answered by KEERTHI 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should be nice to your ex-girlfriend
2007-01-10 01:50:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should be nice to her
2007-01-10 01:47:05 · answer #5 · answered by Secretly Silent 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeap........ typical male, all rite.
2007-01-10 04:08:13 · answer #6 · answered by chilli 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
lmmfao, that's awesomeeeee!!!!
2007-01-10 01:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by Runningtom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋