It's not my fault women want to lick my face is it?
2007-01-09 17:30:53 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh you poor man.
Ever heard the story of Narcissus.
Let me tell you then;
Narcissus was a strikingly beautiful man. And he knew it. But he rejected lovers of both sexes.
One of his most insistent suitors was a guy named Ameinius.
Narcissus sent Armeinius a sword. And Armeinius killed himself on Narcissus' doorstep. Prior to taking his last breath Armeinius called on the Gods to avenge his death.
Artemis herd his plea an answered it by making Narcissus fall in love but denied him the ability to consumate this love (I am sure you know what this means).
While walking through the woods one day Narcissus felt really thirsty, and stopped at a stream to get a drink. As he gazed into the water he saw this most beautiful man gazing back at him, and he fell in love.
Then he realised that this man was his reflection. Still he was terribly heartbroken to be in love with someone so beautiful but unable to posess that love. In the end to make a long story short, he stuck a dagger into his heart and died.
The moral of this story is; mate if you don't stop gazing at yourself in the mirror your life may as well be over.
2007-01-09 18:00:17 · answer #1 · answered by Spikey and Scruffy's Mummy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The sin isn't beauty, it's pride.
By the way, you should make sure your inner beauty is on par with your outer beauty; outer beauty fades....
2007-01-09 17:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by grinonli 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to see a therapist, looking at my DSM IV (I am a Social Worker) you are suffering from Narcissistic Personality Disorder the code for this disorder is 301.81 PLEASE GET HELP,
2007-01-09 17:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by dicksee87015 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, you'll be in hell for a long time for being such a liar!
2007-01-09 17:33:46 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥Jade♥~ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always have to clean slobber off of my clothing when women get close to me also.
2007-01-09 17:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow...you kinda sound like the jerks I have dated! I hope you're being silly!
2007-01-09 17:34:59 · answer #6 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a real life.
2007-01-09 17:34:48 · answer #7 · answered by prarierosebud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now, what is the real question. Is it you have self image problems?? or just full of yourself!!
2007-01-09 17:34:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, it's not your fault they they want to, but it's your fault if you allow it!
2007-01-09 17:33:30 · answer #9 · answered by ∂ίятУ ℓάυиḋгÿ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
such a conceited ars.
2007-01-09 18:02:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋