Polly the parrot?

Question

Feeling very lonely because her husband had died the year before, a lady decides to buy a parrot to keep her company.

'I’ve got just the thing for you,' says the pet-shop owner. 'This is Polly, a female parrot - she will chat sweetly to you all day.'

The lady is delighted and buys the bird. When she gets the parrot home she says, ‘Come on, Polly - say something.'

Polly says ‘My name is Polly. I like to **** and I want some sex!'

The old lady is shocked and nearly passes out. She leaves it for an hour or so and approaches the parrot once more. But no luck: 'My name is Polly and I want to ****!'

Just then her local pandit calls and the woman feels she must askhim for help. She explains her bad luck with the parrot.

'Don’t worry,’ says the pandit, 'I’ve got three parrots at home and I’ve taught them so well that all they do is pray all day! Let me take Polly to them and they’ll make her a good parrot.'

The widow agrees and so the pandit leaves with Polly. He gets home and tells his parrots, 'This is Polly, she is bad, you must teach her to be good.'

Polly shouts, ‘My name is Polly, I like to **** and I want sex now.'

The pandit’s parrots look at each other and one shouts, ‘I told you if we prayed long enough...'

Answer 1

that is so funny lol that has made my night and day and week thanks so much for the laugh

Answer 2

Great job

Answer 3

lol ............ thats hillarious
:)

now i know what they were praying for so hard ........... just kiddin!
i giv u 11/10 for this one
ROCK ON!!!!!!

Answer 4

ha ha! That was great.

Answer 5

groan

Answer 6

nice, very nice. lol