A very respected Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a remote desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out behind the enlisted men's barracks.
He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "Why is a camel tied to the barracks?"
The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from any where, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do... uh... we have the camel."
The Captain said, "Well, I suppose if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me."
After he had been stationed at the fort for six long, lonely months, the Captain simply couldn't control his sexual angst any longer. He barked to his sergeant, "BRING THE CAMEL INTO MY TENT!"
The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, looked at the other men, and led the camel into the Captain's quarters.
Within a few minutes, the Captain emerged from his tent, fastening his trousers, almost beaming with pride. "So, Sergeant, is that how the enlisted men do it?" he asked.
The sergeant replied, "Well sir, usually they just ride it into town."
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2007-01-09 17:01:26 · 10 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...... thats hillarious!
talk about misinterpretation
:)
well, anyways i giv u 10/10 for that joke!!
ROCK ON
2007-01-09 17:07:47 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those phrases always mess me up...
ride it into town
ride it in the tent
BTW.. was it supposed to be an added joke when u wrote "and led the camel into the captain's quarters" or was that unintentional?
2007-01-09 17:08:12 · answer #2 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah two thumbs up O.o v
2007-01-09 17:08:15 · answer #3 · answered by yeanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooops! (Great joke, though)
2007-01-09 17:12:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyy goodness.....................thats a great joke......hahahaha
2007-01-09 18:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by night_age_germany 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do you mean ride it into town, or "ride" it into town?
2007-01-09 17:20:02 · answer #6 · answered by GoingNoWhereFast 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!HA!HA! You're cute.
2007-01-09 17:07:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh...ha ha (I guess)
2007-01-09 17:07:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-09 17:11:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
where are u from? bangladesh...???????
2007-01-09 17:43:30 · answer #10 · answered by Sekar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋