A small zoo in Alabama acquires a rare gorilla, who quickly becomes agitated. The zookeeper determines that the female ape is in heat, but there are no male apes available for mating.
The zookeeper approaches a redneck janitor with a proposition. "Would you be willing to have sex with this gorilla for $500?" he asks.
The janitor accepts the offer, but only on three conditions: "First, I don't want to have to kiss her. And second, you can never tell anyone about this." The zookeeper agrees to the conditions and asks about the third.
"Well," says the janitor, "I'm gonna need another week to come up with the $500."
http://360.yahoo.com/cosmo_z_kramer
2007-01-09 16:58:07 · 4 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Gorillas are funny, but not quite as funny as their very closely related cousins the rednecks :P
2007-01-09 17:03:42 · answer #1 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last 1 and first 1 were so good great
2016-05-23 02:18:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ain't that the absolute truth....heheheheh
2007-01-09 17:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to funny
2007-01-09 17:15:21 · answer #4 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋