A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face."
"Yes, sir," the boys said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted, "'It's because yer feet ain't empty."
2007-01-09 16:43:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
2007-01-09 16:48:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1
2007-01-10 00:51:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-01-10 00:49:09 · answer #3 · answered by Night Fire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke.
2007-01-10 01:47:34 · answer #4 · answered by mouse 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one 9/10
2007-01-10 02:21:52 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like some of my teachers in school
2007-01-13 23:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, Carlos, I'll give it to you. That one was funny.
2007-01-10 00:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha i get it its really funny you should tell more jokes like this. Its really funny!
2007-01-10 00:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by somebody 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it took me about a minute to udnerstand then i laughed
2007-01-10 00:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by The Con 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny one
2007-01-10 00:56:17 · answer #10 · answered by yeanne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ....... pretty funny
:)
i giv u 10/10 for this joke!!!
2007-01-10 00:49:07 · answer #11 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋