Cleaning the toilet
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
This is just a joke cat lovers.
2007-01-09 15:59:36 · 17 answers · asked by mysticalviking 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Saw this a year ago on an email which included pic of cat after coming out then a doberman dog lying on it's back and laughing! Better in pics but still quite funny
2007-01-09 17:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by Adrian W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny but true! I have 2 cats. 10/10!
2007-01-09 16:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time my dad cleaned our cat in our toilet. No joke. I think cuz it had worms.
2007-01-09 16:04:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny>>>
2007-01-09 16:24:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My uncle says that Tang powdered orange drink works wonders on dirty toilets.
b ut hahaha
2007-01-09 16:12:31 · answer #5 · answered by Goldilocks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that poor cat! you are horribl.....wait....ok my sense of humor is back...whew!
Good idea! Cat might actually enjoy it.
2007-01-09 16:03:54 · answer #6 · answered by freshlybakedj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meooowwwccchhhh! I just use bleach and my husbands toothbrush! lol
2007-01-09 16:03:06 · answer #7 · answered by Tammers 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a lot easier to just tell my son to do it.
2007-01-09 16:08:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Use a fork and spoon for goodies. lol
2007-01-09 16:03:22 · answer #9 · answered by kingpoopypants999 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
aww this saddens me but i like it at the same time...
*showing a grimacing smile*
2007-01-09 16:30:12 · answer #10 · answered by luckygrrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋