There is a guy named Singh, he is a tall, strong and very attractive guy – but unfortunately he is also a simpleton, i.e. dumb.
Singh is sitting on a rather empty train across from a sexy lady wearing a tight mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without underwear. The lady realizes he is staring and asks,
LADY: “Are you looking at my pu**y?”
SINGH: “Yes, I'm sorry. I promise I won’t look at it again.”
LADY: “Hey, It's quite alright, It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you.”
Sure enough the pu**y blows him a kiss.
SINGH: “Wow! What else you pu**y can do?”
LADY: “I can also make it wink”
Singh stares in amazement as the pu**y winks at him.
LADY: “Come and sit next to me” (patting the seat)
Singh moves over. The woman is now visibly horny and asks Singh,
LADY: “Would you like to push a couple of your fingers in?”
SINGH: “What! Can it whistle, too?”
2007-01-09 15:19:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv it!! :D
2007-01-09 15:24:42 · answer #1 · answered by bocababy11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naughty but cute! 9/10!
2007-01-09 15:23:53 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Naughty, but hilarious>>>>>I liked it>>>>lmao
2007-01-09 16:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it!
9/10, no!
10/10!
funny! :)
2007-01-09 15:44:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad boy but funny
2007-01-09 18:34:27 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! That was to cute & funny, I like that!
2007-01-09 15:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by Boss Lady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it..... OH! I get it now. Ha ha ha good one.
2007-01-09 15:38:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-09 15:56:35 · answer #8 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-01-09 15:35:43 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋