My uncle is 49 years old and very perverted. Every time I bring a girl home, he just stands and gawks at them. Usually he'll make crude comments to them. One time he actually succeeded in getting a date with one of them. Everytime I bring a girl over this happens and they never call me back. I can't take it anymore and I need a solution.
2007-01-09 15:06:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
He lives with us because he has failed to bust ghosts that haunt his house. He can't call the Ghostbusters because they hate him. They are also the only ghost-busting company around. Isn't there a law against monopolies?
2007-01-09 15:08:20 · update #1
get your uncle hooked on something else, like saturday night live reruns. that way when you come home with your dates on saturday nights you say "uncle isnt your show on?"
if this doesnt work just plant some drugs on him and call the cops
2007-01-11 09:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by neff8684 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The next time you bring a girl over, tell him she's possessed with demons. If he thinks ghosts were his biggest problems ... well, you get the picture.
If this doesn't work, you can always screw with his head and make him think the ghosts have followed him to your home. Man, I can think of a million ways you can make that happen!!! I think maybe you can get together with some of those girls that he's scared off, and stage a 'spiritual haunting'. Make sure your parents ain't at home, though. And make sure he doesn't have a bad heart ... you don't want to kill him, you just want to scare the holy s*** out of him.
Good luck, and God Bless!!!
2007-01-09 15:21:00 · answer #2 · answered by Jewels 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well just tell you uncle to leave when u bring a girl over OR and im not joking but seriously tell him next time he does it you will beat his @ss and im serious
2007-01-09 15:14:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well you can always borrow that shrink ray from Honey I shrunk the Kids and zap his @ss.
2007-01-09 15:11:26 · answer #4 · answered by Sara 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
try to acquire an apartment far from your uncle..that might help..
2007-01-09 15:11:46 · answer #5 · answered by dj dmaxxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
move out or don't take them to your house when your uncle is there.
2007-01-09 15:10:20 · answer #6 · answered by cavigirl17 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Don't bring girls home !!
2007-01-09 15:11:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋