In a recent news broadcast, it was announced that Lorena Bobbitt's sister, Louella, was arrested for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.
Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage.
The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition, and Louella has been charged with ....
A Misdeweiner!
2007-01-09 14:47:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thats really cute!
2007-01-09 14:50:48 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha. That's a good one. Here's another good Lorena Bobbitt joke. A canibal walks up to Lorena Bobbitt and say, "Hey, you gonna eat that." That's pretty gross, but kind of funny.
2007-01-09 16:46:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Lorena didn't know it but when she was driving and threw his penis out the window there were 2 old ladies driving behind her. It bounced off the windshield and the old lady driving asked the other old lady "D'you see the **** on that bug?"
2007-01-09 15:18:43 · answer #3 · answered by acesfourpal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet John Wayne Bobbitt knew it wouldn't be long...
before it happened again I mean....
2007-01-09 14:56:02 · answer #4 · answered by Jay M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wellllll 7/10
2007-01-09 19:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a cute joke. Made me laugh.
2007-01-09 14:52:53 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW, what a family
2007-01-09 15:00:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke, but thanks - I need the laughs tonight. Rough day!
2007-01-09 14:51:56 · answer #8 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..........tooo funny...........that was good
2007-01-09 14:58:29 · answer #9 · answered by Selena Jade's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it. Thanks for the laugh...
2007-01-09 15:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by Jillian 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋