If you were stuck on a deserted island, with unlimited food and water. You can only pick one.....
Soap, shampoo, a special edition vibrator, crank radio, a tent, sofa, unlimited supply of chocolate and ice cream.
2007-01-09 14:45:37 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Special edition vibrator...
I could probably make soap and shampoo with what's on the island.
Who needs a radio when you have the sounds of nature.
A tent...hell there's plenty of things to make shelter from.
Sofa? Jeez, I'm on an island.
Chocolate and Ice cream wouldn't last long, where would I put it to keep it frozen?
So, all I'm missing is a man....can't have that, so I'd need the vibrator with lots of batteries...ha ha ha ha
2007-01-09 19:41:23 · answer #1 · answered by foxieroxie1969 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate and ice cream. I can do without soap and water, I'm on an island...surrounded by water. I have 10 personal "vibrators" with me all the time. A tent would be nice, but I can always build a shelter...not much else to do on an island. Here comes the chocolate. I think I would absolutely die if I didn't have my chocolate...plus it's good protein, calcium, iron, etc. It's a win-win if you ask me.
2007-01-09 14:51:24 · answer #2 · answered by JC 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would choose a tent only because I can use other things like a coconut ot banana instead of the vibrator. Soap shampoo? who the hell is going to smell me.
2007-01-10 02:24:36 · answer #3 · answered by sweetbajanass 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um mm, we have food, and if it's nice who cares about the tent, and if we're all by ourselves...women need pleasure, i pick the vibrator but only with a life time supply of extra charge battery's, and what the heck I'm all by myself? Can i just pick a super hero instead? Guys are kinda like a extra special vibrator, how bout if he never talks...deal?
2007-01-09 14:55:57 · answer #4 · answered by littlegirllost 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tough call between soap and radio.
I have food you said, and I can build a hut or some sort of shelter.. and fashion some sort of seat. Chocolate and ice cream would be nice, but not necessary.. (how stereotypical of you to include that.. lol) Most of what you mentioned i can do myself, or do without..
Soap.
2007-01-09 14:50:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tent. But the chocolate and ice cream are a close second.
2007-01-09 14:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by *Scandinavian Sweetheart* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No tampons???? maybe soap..... no I have to go with chocolate and ice cream, at least it's some sort of food(how is the ice cream going to stay frozen?)
2007-01-09 14:51:24 · answer #7 · answered by ☠Naz☠ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chocolate and Ice Cream of course! <3 =-)
2007-01-09 15:03:51 · answer #8 · answered by Peaches ( . ) ( . ) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll take the tent, since my first choice, unlimited toothpaste, isn't there. Can you imagine how scummy your teeth would get on a deserted island?
2007-01-09 14:52:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Shampoo!
2007-01-09 14:48:53 · answer #10 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋