Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
Saint Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
"Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
"Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2007-01-09 12:32:22 · 9 answers · asked by moneyman_0101 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's good stuff right there.
2007-01-09 13:04:05 · answer #1 · answered by Sir Nigel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-01-09 17:12:03 · answer #2 · answered by pinkfloydchickcs82 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...there is another joke exactly like that except it isn't Hilary, its just some guy, and it aint bill its George Dubya Bush
2007-01-09 12:42:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Too funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 12:42:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
2007-01-09 12:36:33 · answer #5 · answered by warp 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
properly you realize.. if some one die.. it won't bypass to heaven.. coz if a guy die the soul additionally die,, coz the soul is the only giving existence to the flesh.. so i dont have faith that in case you die you will bypass to heaven or interior the hell..
2016-10-30 11:43:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, thats a good one
2007-01-09 12:54:31 · answer #7 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS TOO FUNNY, I ACTUALLY IMAGINED THE FAN. WOW
2007-01-13 07:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
CUTE
2007-01-09 12:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Uchihaitachi345 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋