A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they are loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked, "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."
2007-01-09 12:29:32 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT IS HILARIOUS GETS 10/10 KEEP IT UP..
2007-01-09 20:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is a good joke. i like reading jokes but this one I've never heard. But I have one question. Do you think the Doctor put any stitches in to tighten it up a little?
2007-01-09 12:46:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tasteless but funny! 10/10! Imagine those guy's ears though!
2007-01-09 12:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yuck. :o But that's hilarious. :D
2007-01-09 12:35:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i hope "THE SNITCH" doesnt see this or nobody ever will
2007-01-09 12:36:15 · answer #5 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-01-09 12:33:58 · answer #6 · answered by Jocko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! haha...ew!
2007-01-09 12:57:06 · answer #7 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋