These are funny... but can you do better?

Question

Fun Things to do in an Elevator

-Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.


-Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


-Start shaving.


-Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


-Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


-When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


-Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


-On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


-Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


-When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

Best one gets best vote!

Answer 1

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- When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
-Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Answer 2

I think the best ones only involve you, make no threats of danger or suggest that you're in danger, and couldn't be done by just another crazy.

A mod on a couple of previously mentioned ones:

Instead of reciting Green Eggs and Ham, perform it. Grab a friend and some food coloring.

Instead of fake fainting or playing dead, get about four friends in on it with you. When the door opens, everyone faints at once.

Tape out of order stickers over all of the buttons except for a couple floors.

When in doubt, break into song. Bohemian Rhapsody often gets people to join in.

Answer 3

Make sure there are at least 5 people on with you and pick one out and act like you know them. Hi How have you been, wow I haven't seen you since...now when was it? HMMMM ( 9 X's out of 10 they won't acknowledge that they don't know you) and they will just smile and get off as fast as possible on their floor.


Point at the ceiling and keep staring but not saying anything but HMMMM, that's interesting!

Poke everyone and keep saying DID YOU HEAR THAT?


Keep saying ARE WE THERE YET?????


Make the sound that donkey from Shrek 2 on the way to the land far far away! ( smoink!) ( smoink!)

Thank-you for several belly laughs, I could hardly read them out loud for laughing so hard!!!!

My daughter thought they were funny too!
Thumbs up!

Answer 4

when exiting, push all the buttons down for all the floors.

say eagerly to another person "this is my first time doing it alone"

if the elevator makes a strange noise, say "hmmm....it usually doesn't break down on Tuesday" (or whatever day it is)

ask everyone if they caught the game last night

wink at random people

tell the joke about the chicken crossing the road to multiple people and laugh histerically each time

Answer 5

Start talking to yourself. Start quiet, then get loud and scream at yourself.
Play with someone's hair.
Start singing the most random song like Old McDonald.
Laugh. If someone asks you what it was, say "I smell something stinky."
Poke everyone.
Lick your hands.
Making slurping sounds.
Sit down and do yoga. Try to convince others to join in.
Show everyone your new toe socks.
Start talking really fast to some random stranger. [I talked to my sister really fast once and a guy asked me if I was speaking French]
Sniff, Blow your nose, Pick your nose.
Clear your throat alot.
Cough alot, then start to get lower and cough on the floor. If someone asks you if you're okay, say, "No, I think I'm coughing up my lung."

Answer 6

Hahahahahahaha, i have to try those, i usually start dancing in the elevator when there are only a few people on it, then they look at me funny and i tell them, I Had too much sugar and forgot mi medicine this morning!!! good times, good times....lol

you can also act like you REALLY have to go to the bathroom...and like start screaming, MY BLATTER IS GUNNA BURST!!!!!

Answer 7

My husband always says something like..."remember the last time we were in the elevator, honey"

My husband is the best at this kind of stuff.

Answer 8

Carry on a conversation with your invisible friend,laughing out loud on occasion as if he/she said something extremely funny

Answer 9

Start passing out religious literature

Answer 10

ey ey Admiral,

all hands! abandon ship!