Upon hearing that my elderly grandfather had just passed away, I went straight to my grandparent's house to visit my 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her.
When I asked how my grandfather had died, my grandmother replied,
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning."
Horrified, I told my grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
"Oh no, my dear," replied granny.
"Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
Nice and slow and even . . . Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along!
2007-01-09 12:21:26 · 22 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
i'm so glad u r back with your jokes...
i 've missed them...
u have the best jokes ever.
thnx for the laugh.
-Dee
2007-01-09 17:37:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 20:25:01 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes its an oldie but a goldie and i still smile when i hear it...........every time i hear the Mr Whippy van i get the giggles...lol
2007-01-09 20:32:27 · answer #3 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best.
Keep smiling.
2007-01-12 17:40:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao wow this joke is hilarious! i have to give it a 10! haha if you dont mind i might pass this one around!!! lol good one!
2007-01-09 20:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by chrysanthemum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEY ILL HAVE TO TRY THAT GREAT JOKE GETS 10/10
2007-01-10 04:28:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Whippy had his way!
2007-01-09 20:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a beautiful image
2007-01-10 06:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHhahahaha thats sick LOL
2007-01-09 20:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by *CiTsJuStMe* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah lmao
2007-01-09 20:53:02 · answer #10 · answered by blue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋