2007-01-09 12:17:24 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Recreation ➔ Gambling
Id go out the night before, drink lots of beer, eat a few bowls of chili. In the morning, I would take a huge crapper', catch it in a bag and bring it to the office. i would take it to the bosses office, spill it on his desk and tell him 'here is all the **** I had to put up with the past 16 years fuckie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2007-01-09 12:25:39 · answer #1 · answered by nooner 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is what I would say, I apologize in advance for the language:
Hey, you scrawny-eyed b*tch, what the f*ck is wrong with you?! You must be some kind of...
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...here's a quarter, go pay a rat to gnaw that mole off your face, I quit!
2007-01-09 12:35:47 · answer #2 · answered by USAF, Retired 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would ask him what kind of car he would like to own(if he does not have it already) and then I would just walk out of the office without notice and then I would return the next day with the keys and the title and I would give him the car as a thank you gift for being my boss.
2007-01-09 12:23:56 · answer #3 · answered by Joe K 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If he or she were good to me I would buy them a gift as a farewell notice, but if he or she was mean I would absolutely not go to the office and not answer the phone until they got crazy, then I would call up and say: Why are you calling me, I don't work there anymore!!!!.
Have a nice life!!!
2007-01-09 12:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I really like my job AND my boss, so I'd be nice about it. I'd just tell him I wouldn't be coming back. And yes, I'd give a 2 week notice.
2007-01-09 12:23:41 · answer #5 · answered by sparkie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would leave on the best terms possable, why burn a bridge that some day be necessary to use if your new found cash suddenly runs out
2007-01-09 12:22:54 · answer #6 · answered by duster 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was good working with ya, but I suspect that if you hit the lotto you'd quit to. I'll stay on board until a replacement arrives.
2007-01-09 12:22:48 · answer #7 · answered by gabound75 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You could probably say anything you want, but I suggest you keep it respectable and don't "burn your bridges" to the future.
What if you need a job in the future?
2007-01-09 12:32:53 · answer #8 · answered by Living In Korea 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it would be really hard to stay, but i would give a 2 week notice, you never know what might happen . may need a job again.
2007-01-09 12:23:57 · answer #9 · answered by barb 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd be nice, actually I'm so new I don't even know who my boss is so I'd be talking to HR.
2007-01-09 12:21:52 · answer #10 · answered by Bored Enough To Be Here 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋