A blonde, a red head and a brunette decide to rob a farm because they heard the farmer keeps thousands of dollars in the barn.
Their plan fails when they get there and immediately trip the alarm.
The brunette says, "quick, everyone hide", just as police are arriving on the scene.
The brunette hides with the cows and says "moo, moo" , the police pass right by her.
The red head hides with the horses and neighs, she isn't found.
The blonde is in her hiding place in the barn saying, "potato, potato, potato"
2007-01-09 12:04:55 · 12 answers · asked by Cindi 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I'm not picking on blondes, blondie, it's just a joke.
2007-01-09 12:13:48 · update #1
my hair color makes me dumb, I know that's gotta be the reason!!
2007-01-09 12:14:40 · update #2
I am blonde and that is so funny...Am I just BLONDE or is this a specific page for jokes and riddles. There are blonde jokes here all the time. If they offend you, don't read them. Geeze that is what is wrong with this world today. Laugh a little and stop all the stupid politically correct bull crap.
Keep em coming that is why I come here...I need the laughs.
2007-01-09 12:19:30 · answer #1 · answered by ransdoll90 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is a blond rowing a boat in a corn Field with an access road right next to it.. another blond drives by, notices and stops her car. she gets out and yells at the first blond " what are you doing?" the first blond answers " I'm rowing a cornfield" the second blond replies "it's dumb blonds like you that make smart blonde's like me look stupid, It's not rowing the corn Field it's sewing the corn field. now come out here.. don't make me swim out there and get you"
2007-01-09 20:14:24 · answer #2 · answered by blueeyesarmybrat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have one...............a blonde walks into a store that sells curtians she tells the sales man she wants a pair of pink curtians the sales man assures her that he has a large selection of pink curtains,he shows her many different patterns and the blonde seems to have a hard time choosing,the sales men asked what size she needed the blonde replies "about 15 iches" the sales men say that mighty small what room are u putting them in ? the blonde says its not for a room its for her computer monitor the sales men replies "but u dont need curtians for a computer monater " and the blonde says " heeellowww i have windows " haha get it windows that kinda stupid but oh well thats my blonde joke!!
2007-01-09 20:14:33 · answer #3 · answered by Mrs.Arthur 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
funny!! blonde jokes are funny!
have you heard the one were there is a magical cliff and you jump off it and say a wish and once you reach the bottem your wish comes true and your healthy
there was a blonde brunette and a red head
the brunette says i want to be a doctor as she jumps off and she becomes a doctor and is healthy
the red head said i want to be a singer as she jumps off and then she is a healthy singer with a mic
the blone trips over a rock and says "oh crap!" as she falls off the cliff
(lighten up its just a tease)
2007-01-09 20:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Laela 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am blonde and a high honor role student so I find the dumb blonde jokes rude. Just to remind you your hair color doesn't make u smart or dumb.
2007-01-09 20:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-01-09 20:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Brunettes are hot.
2007-01-09 20:17:22 · answer #7 · answered by Donovan G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b4
2007-01-09 20:08:38 · answer #8 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious!
2007-01-09 20:12:44 · answer #9 · answered by freestyler19320 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What?
2007-01-09 20:09:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋