A man and woman were awakened at 300 AM to someone knocking on their door. The man goes down stairs and opens the door to find a drunk standing in the pouring down rain.
The drunk: "I need a push."
Husband: "Its 300 AM and pouring down rain. I'm not helping you."
The husband returns upstairs and is asked by his wife who was at the door. The husband told her it was a drunk needing a push. The wife reminded her husband of the time they had car trouble and two young men stopped and help them. She said her husband should go help the drunk.
The husband went back down stairs and opened the door to find the drunk wasn't there. The husband yelled, "Are you still there?" and the drunk responded, "Yes!"
Husband: Do you still need a push?
Drunk: Yes!
Husband: Where are you?
Drunk: Over here......In the swing!
2007-01-09 11:58:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
2007-01-09 12:02:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard similar, but with a wheelchair, and the drunk was being walked home.
2007-01-09 20:01:51 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! There's no such thing as 300 AM! Lolz!
2007-01-09 20:02:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why did the Spider cross the road?.......cuz he was stapled to a Chicken!
2007-01-09 20:36:58 · answer #4 · answered by iamshardy2 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
2007-01-09 20:12:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
i kinda mumbled a ha
cuzit wasnt very funny
so yah
hahahahahahAHAHAHAH
that was fake im sorry
2007-01-09 20:05:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny i get it
i heard that joke before its funny good one!!!!!! write some more jokes that was a good one
2007-01-09 20:08:20 · answer #7 · answered by Leurys A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is hilarious. Kinda like your mom!
2007-01-09 20:02:40 · answer #8 · answered by wounded healer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahaa funny
2007-01-09 20:02:40 · answer #9 · answered by CrippledFingerz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's the best joke i've heard all month.
2007-01-09 20:05:40 · answer #10 · answered by Nicky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kool
2007-01-09 20:03:58 · answer #11 · answered by *[@MBER]* 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋