...I see my mail. I can reach the mail. I want to pick up the mail. I am able to pick up the mail. What should I do?
2007-01-09 11:57:48 · 27 answers · asked by The What Should I do? Retard 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sorry, this wasn't funny at all
2007-01-09 12:02:30 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
The mail is appeared after and delivered by potential of people, we call make errors; yet that doesn't enable you to open somebody else's mail--that's a criminal offense. merely like while youngsters go around smashing people's mail bins for relaxing, in the event that they get caught---that's a legal. you are able to desire to positioned your self on your friends shoes. in case you had mail that replaced into mistakenly left of their mailbox, might you ideas in the event that they have been curious and opened it previously they delivered it over to you? probable no longer! Mail is inner maximum and coated under Federal regulations. that's a criminal offense for every physique to open your mailbox and positioned something in there (like the Avon catalogs, paint your homestead flyers and so on). What in the experience that your neighbor won a envelope laced with Anthrax and you opened it because of the fact it replaced into delivered on your homestead. It frightens me that a great form of people think of it rather is okay to open people's mail. that's a clean best and incorrect subject.
2016-11-28 00:42:08 · answer #2 · answered by helmkamp 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take it back into the house with you but don't ever open it, that would bring you bad luck, lay it out on the table and then light 1003 orange candles and place them all around the mail for the rest of your life.
2007-01-09 12:04:21 · answer #3 · answered by Angelz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, wait, wait! Stick a wad of gum on the end of a duck and pray!
2007-01-09 12:15:04 · answer #4 · answered by comet girl...DUCK! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU LET THE MAIL LADY GO?????Run after her and ask her if she wants to have lunch with you!!!
2007-01-09 12:02:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Go catch up to the mail lady, bend her over and.... ask her what you should do :)
2007-01-09 12:03:03 · answer #6 · answered by Tina 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lick a stamp, stick in on your forehead, stick your butt in the
mailbox, shut the door and they will come get you
2007-01-09 12:02:24 · answer #7 · answered by royce r 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Slam the door. On your fingers.
2007-01-09 12:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by INDRAG? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wb WSIDR I did not see you today
I agree with Nicholas about the anthrax possibility
2007-01-09 12:01:31 · answer #9 · answered by ÜFÖ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
don't touch it!!! turn around run back to your house and hide in the closet...don't come out til 2099
2007-01-09 12:06:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you should saute it in garlic and eat it who knows it might taste good then again if it didn't you might not be able to tell becouse your to stupid
2007-01-09 12:17:40 · answer #11 · answered by cthulhu will raise 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋