"Yo mama's so fat.. "jokes? 10 points for the funniest!?

Question

Also:
-Yo so stupid
-Yo so ugly

Yo so dum, that when you go to a mindreader, you get half price.
Yo breath is so bad, i bet people look forward to your farts... etc

Answer 1

yo momma soo fat when she jum one the trampoline she blocked out the sun!

yo momma so dumb when she saw a bullboard that said "dodge trucks" she started ducking through traffic!

Yo momma so poor, I stepped on a penny inside of her house, and she said "Get off of my paycheck."

yo mamma so stupid she used deodorant as her lipstick and she keeps saying " why doesn't my new jumbo lipstick work?"

yo momma so fat she steps on a scale and it says to be continued

Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down

yo momma so fat weathermen have to assign names to her farts

yo momma so fat, when she went to the doctor's he said "we want your weight not your phone number!"

yo momma so fat when she went bungee jumping she broke the cord, and made a crater in the earth!

Answer 2

When yo mama goes to the zoo elephants trows her a peanuts
Yo mama have a belt size of Ecuador
When yo mama wears a yellow rain cote people yell ˝TA XE˝
If yo mama decide to go on diet there who'd not bee world hunger
When yo mama say "I´m so hungry,I could eat a caw" she really mean´s it.

Answer 3

Yo Momma so fat then when she stands on the street corner, the cops come by and tell her to "break it up" Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo momma so fat she jumped up into the air and got stuck...

Answer 4

Yo Mamma is so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo Mamma is so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo Mamma is so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mamma is so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Mamma is so fat, her nickname is "Damn."Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she made Right Guard turn left.

Yo Mamma is so nasty,
she only changes her drawers once every 10000 miles.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, she puts ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, when she did the splits, she stuck to the floor.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, she pours salt water in her drawers to keep the crabs alive.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, she made Speed Stick slow down.

Yo Mamma is so nasty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

Yo Mama so stupid she got locked in a matress store and slept on the floor.

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock

Yo mama is so fat she uses godzilla as an action figure.

Yo mama is so fat she uses her belt to beat people on the other side of the globe.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC she asks for the bucket on the roof.

Answer 5

Yo mama's so fat when her pager goes off people think shes backing up.
yo mama's so dumb she loked herself in the bathroom and peed her pants
yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

those were the best i could think of, it's been almost a decade since i last used one of those

Answer 6

Yo mama is so fat, when she passes in front of the TV set, I miss three episodes

Answer 7

Yo so ugly that the "Mirror Mirror on the Wall" has to go to confession every day and then every night hope somebody will throw a heavy object through it!

Answer 8

Yo mama so fat, to stop illegal immigrants the gov put HER on the border

Answer 9

yo mama so ugly she made onions cry

yo mama so fat that when she got hit by a moving truck she said "who threw that stone"

yo mama so old in her time they didnt have history!!

Answer 10

Yo momma's so stupid she failed a survey

Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test

Yo momma's so fat she sweats butter

Yo momma's so ugly it would take a crane to give her a face lift

Yo momma's so fat that it takes two trains and a bus to get on her good side