Barman says "Can I get you a Drink"? Descartes says "I Think not" and disappears!
2007-01-09 11:47:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Iron Dragon, Tell your dad to help himself.
2007-01-09 11:52:58 · update #1
I took a philosopy paper last year and we found that there were far too few jokes on the topic so this was one of the only ones that circulated. I saw a few good comic strips on it. My fave was one where a boy walks in a classroom and Philosophy Test is written on the board. He looks at his paper that reads 'The Meaning of Life' and thinks to himself "Boy, I hope this is multi-choice" heh.
2007-01-09 11:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by sticky 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was: Rene Descartes walks into a Burger King and orders a hamburger. The kid behind the counter asks "Do you want fries with that?". Descartes says, "I think not" and he disappears! Any way you tell it, it's a great joke.
2007-01-09 11:56:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wish I knew who Rene Descartes was.
2007-01-09 12:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Buck Flair 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That's a good joke.
For those of you who didn't get it, Descartes is the one who said "I think, therefore I am."
2007-01-09 12:06:01 · answer #4 · answered by luvianacaro 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
a seal walks into a bar and the bartender says "what'll it be/" and the seal says, "anything but Canadian Club"
a guy from Africa walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, and the bartender says "where did you get that?" and the parrot says "IN Africa there's a million of em"
2007-01-09 11:53:32 · answer #5 · answered by chinpingmei 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rene could never hold his liquor anyway. Even with both hands
2007-01-09 11:51:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Probably too intellectual of a joke for most.
2007-01-09 11:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
No clue, need a new brain..lol
2007-01-09 11:56:16 · answer #8 · answered by sircbstp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok bartender had 1tomany shots himself :)
2007-01-09 11:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by Dannyone conoby 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. 'I think I am a pig therefore I am spam', atleast I think I am!
2007-01-09 12:20:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋