LOL...I've never heard a guy complain when she leaves the toilet seat DOWN!
2007-01-09 11:41:47 · 9 answers · asked by Bobby Jim 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I personally don't mind if a man leaves the toilet seat up. I don't think any woman should be losing sleep over it...it's just a stupid toilet seat.
2007-01-09 11:46:24 · answer #1 · answered by sunny4life 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I have heard a guy complain, and even when he left the seat up he managed to pee all over the floor - talk about bad aim!
But I guess a woman thinks that if people sit 3 out of 4 times, then the default setting is DOWN. I mean, a woman sits on the toilet all the time (100%) and a guy sits once (50%). So if you do whatever math, you have a 75% chance that the seat will be down (hey, don't kill me if my math is wrong - it never was a strong point!). So it's just logical that the seat stays down!
I may be wrong, but guys do sit to $hit, right?
2007-01-09 19:05:27 · answer #2 · answered by vdrt 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The toilet seat's natural position is down. If it is up, a woman can fall in (funny, but not very nice) particularly when she's half asleep in the middle of the night. So a gentleman always returns it to it's natural (down) position.
2007-01-09 12:04:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Good question. Are women so dumb that they would actually fall into the toilet? Even in the dead of night and semi-comatose I am able to check and see if the lid is up or down and I have NEVER pee'd on the lid, (even drunk!).
2007-01-09 13:07:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Ever been pregnant and fallen in a toilet because the seat was up? Not fun buddy. Not fun at all.
2007-01-09 14:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
When you don't notice the difference, all that happens is you mess up the seat. When a female doesn't notice, she falls into the water. Get the difference? ; )
2007-01-09 11:49:24 · answer #6 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Look----
You no longer have to slay the dragons
You don't have to fight duels for our honor
You don't have to elaborately woo us with flowers and grand gestures at court (heck a latte is a treat nowadays)
You don't have to wear heavy armor or even high lace collars or hosiery
You don't have to be the sole income while we sit around having tea parties
and you STILL don't have to go through childbirth.
~Put the damn toilet seat down and stop whining.~
2007-01-09 12:55:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 4⤋
That's because when he goes to SIT down he doesn't FALL in! He just pees all over the toilet seat!
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2007-01-09 11:47:31 · answer #8 · answered by I_Love_Life! 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i have pretty good aim. and yes, i pee standing up.
i've practiced over and over.
the seat is always down. even when i was living as a bachelor.
sharpen your skillz fellas.
2007-01-09 11:50:49 · answer #9 · answered by tao of zenben 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋